There’s a new trailer for the unreleased movie “Pam & Tommy,” in which Pulp Fiction stars John Travolta and Uma Thurman re-team to play a “now divorcing couple.”
“Theatrical distribution for this unreleased film will be announced in the near future,” Magnolia Pictures/Netflix announced.
In the midst of trying to get Travolta into the mullet suit he wore in Pulp Fiction, Thurman trades it for something a bit racier, complete with a bralette and the title, “Solutions.”
Travolta’s Pam is pushing her son to graduate and, when he tells her, “It’s going to be a tight-ass day tomorrow, Mom!” he remarks, “What if we’re in trouble?” Thurman’s Tommy offers to save him from himself.
The movie’s plot includes cameos by Russell Crowe as a former tennis pro and R. Lee Ermey as an old Army drill sergeant, but only a lazy primary viewer would dare to expect anything other than canned dialogue and a physically battered Travolta. And yet, even a casual onlooker wouldn’t want to miss this cutaway scene.
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